Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger?
Son: i start cleaning the toilet
Dad: how does that satisfy u..!?
Son: i use ur tuthbrush..

"Do not focus on how 2spend less money..instead,Focus on how 2earn more money 2spend.."-Ratan Tata.Work more, earn more, spend more..!

Aate Aate, Aagaye paas hum... jaate jaate legaye tum sanam, meri neende mere saare sapne, le chalo mujko bhi saat apne...tum na mano to tumko kasam....

Bcoz öf Friéñd like Ü We've läughed ä little HARDER, Cried ä little less,SMILED A LöT 4nö spl reasön,Bcoz öf Ü our wörld is ä MUCH Häppier PLACE TO LIVE....

In a racing club the horses r on strike. So the management decided to run donkeys instead of horses. So stop reading this SMS and get ready for the race